awesome pete

Woot!

peter — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 14:26:53 +0000

Long long ago my crappy webhost changed some setting that prevented me from updating the bloggy blog, but now I’ve moved to a different host so I can now post. But will I?

Oh happy day! -or- Why I married Jenny

peter — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:18:43 +0000

Jenny and I swung by Shoprite on our way home from work to pick up a case of Bell’s 9000, which I haven’t tried yet and am going purely based on Rylan’s recommendation. The man has incredible taste and has never led me astray, so I figured it’s a safe bet. While we were there I merely asked for a price on Hopslam, looked at Jenny who (with a slight roll of her eyes) told the guy we’ll take a case of that too. Yeah, sorry guys, my wife is THAT AWESOME!

The guy behind the counter also told us about Founders’ Nemesis of which he said that only 15 cases were shipped to Lansing. How much of that I believe I don’t know, but he didn’t even have it on the shelf, just kept it in the back and sells it by the bottle. So Jenny said we’ll take one of those too

Geez

peter — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:35:42 +0000

Have you ever imagined how a possible conversation might go and been so deep in thought that when you snapped out of it you realized that your lips were moving?

Last Saturday Jenny and I went to Panera’s for breakfast and I caught a baby looking at me so I did what I always do in such occasions. I made funny faces. Later that day I happened to recollect this event. Yeah, go ahead and guess what happened. There I was at Sam’s Club, in line, by myself and full on making the most ridiculous faces for no apparent reason. Yeah.

Adventures on the trails – Ha!

peter — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:18:41 +0000

This (red) is what I was supposed to do:

And this is what I did today:

Anderson – Red 01 at EveryTrail

I’m not quite sure what happened, but I think it’s funny that they look almost nothing alike.

A typical exchange in the Cole household: Affection

peter — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:07:56 +0000

Scene: Placing an order at Tim Horton’s.

Jenny: Oh, am I paying?
Me: Yup. See, since you’re treating, now I owe you something *wink*
Jenny: You can keep it.

My new wallpaper

peter — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:05:23 +0000

Women face trial for staged motel tryst ending with glued penis

peter — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 02:13:42 +0000

If that didn’t win Most Bizarre Headline, I don’t know what would.

A Wisconsin judge ruled there is enough evidence for four women to stand trial for their roles in a staged motel tryst that ended with a man tied to a bed, his penis super-glued to his stomach, a lawyer for one of the women said Wednesday.

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The 37-year-old man, who is in custody on charges in an unrelated case, delivered his testimony wearing an orange jailhouse jumpsuit.

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The man’s wife and two of his girlfriends hatched a plot to lure him to a Stockbridge motel on July 30 and confront him after learning that he was having “sexual relations” with all of them, a criminal complaint states.

source

A perfect example of the Apple rumor mill

peter — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:35:54 +0000

Many sites are pointing to Know Your Mobile as a source for the rumor. That story, however, appears to be a slight embellishment of claims made by FSMdotCOM last week. FSMdotCOM‘s report, in turn, quotes a ModMyi user who noticed portions of MMS functionality in the iPhone OS 3.1 beta and who reportedly received word from an AT&T representative that MMS would be enabled by the end of the month in backing up a previous FSMdotCOM report from early August simply claiming that MMS functionality would be coming “later this summer” after the launch of iPhone OS 3.1.

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My life just changed forever

peter — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:04:58 +0000

No, not because I turned 30 today. Because of this thing of beauty: deep fried butter.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/deep-fried-butter/

Hey, that’s awesome!

peter — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:42:13 +0000

Except, of course, the movie isn’t going to be awesome in any way, shape or form. But the video is still pretty funny.