awesome pete » A typical exchange http://www.awesomepete.com Exterminate vs Delete: Exterminate wins. Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:20:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 A typical exchange in the Cole household: Affection http://www.awesomepete.com/2009/10/26/a-typical-exchange-in-the-cole-household-affectio/ http://www.awesomepete.com/2009/10/26/a-typical-exchange-in-the-cole-household-affectio/#comments Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:07:56 +0000 peter http://www.awesomepete.com/?p=1250 Originally posted at www.awesomepete.com!
]]> Scene: Placing an order at Tim Horton’s.

Jenny: Oh, am I paying?
Me: Yup. See, since you’re treating, now I owe you something *wink*
Jenny: You can keep it.

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]]> Me: Have I ever told you that I appreciate you?
Jenny: Nope, never.
Me: There must be a reason for that.

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]]> Me: Wife, you’re my favorite. Of all of them, I choose you.
Jenny: I’m your only wife, you jerk!
Me: Well, that’s just coincidence.

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]]> After checking out at Meijer:

Me: Want me to carry something?
Jenny: Sure!
Me: Oh… I didn’t think you’d say yes.
Jenny: Well I didn’t think you’d offer, so we’re even.

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]]> Grandma, to my mom after being given a package to unwrap: My gift is bigger than yours.

Dad, to Grandma: Yeah, but that’s so you can see it.

It runs in the family :)

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]]> Jenny: Will you still respect me in the morning?
Me: Not likely.

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]]> Me: I got hit in the head with a block of wood.
Jenny: Did you fall down?
Me: No.
Jenny: Because that would have been funny.

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]]> Jenny: Did you hear me?
Me: Yes, but I dutifully ignored you.

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]]> Jenny: …
Jenny: What?
Me: What?
Jenny: What did you do?
Me: I didn’t do anything.
Jenny: You’re smirking.  You did something.  What did you do?
Me: *snicker*

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]]> Jenny: Thank you for carrying that in.
Me: You’re not welcome.
Jenny: Shut up, I am too.

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