Oct - 26th
A typical exchange in the Cole household: Affection
Posted at 9:07 pm | Filed Under A typical exchange
Scene: Placing an order at Tim Horton’s.
Jenny: Oh, am I paying?
Me: Yup. See, since you’re treating, now I owe you something *wink*
Jenny: You can keep it.
Aug - 9th
A typical exchange in the Cole household: Encouragement
Posted at 8:19 am | Filed Under A typical exchange
Me: Have I ever told you that I appreciate you?
Jenny: Nope, never.
Me: There must be a reason for that.
Jul - 9th
A typical exchange in the Cole household: Monogamy
Posted at 1:27 pm | Filed Under A typical exchange
Me: Wife, you’re my favorite. Of all of them, I choose you.
Jenny: I’m your only wife, you jerk!
Me: Well, that’s just coincidence.
Jan - 15th
A typical exchange in the Cole household: Servitude
Posted at 8:29 pm | Filed Under A typical exchange, Family
After checking out at Meijer:
Me: Want me to carry something?
Jenny: Sure!
Me: Oh… I didn’t think you’d say yes.
Jenny: Well I didn’t think you’d offer, so we’re even.
Dec - 25th
A typical exchange in the Cole household: Parent edition
Posted at 7:41 pm | Filed Under A typical exchange, Family
Grandma, to my mom after being given a package to unwrap: My gift is bigger than yours.
Dad, to Grandma: Yeah, but that’s so you can see it.
It runs in the family
Dec - 3rd
A typical exchange in the Cole household: Respect
Posted at 1:30 pm | Filed Under A typical exchange
Jenny: Will you still respect me in the morning?
Me: Not likely.
Nov - 13th
A typical exchange in the Cole household: Love
Posted at 9:27 pm | Filed Under A typical exchange
Me: I got hit in the head with a block of wood.
Jenny: Did you fall down?
Me: No.
Jenny: Because that would have been funny.
Oct - 27th
A typical exchange in the Cole household: Respect
Posted at 10:16 pm | Filed Under A typical exchange
Jenny: Did you hear me?
Me: Yes, but I dutifully ignored you.
Aug - 7th
A typical exchange in the Cole household: Busted
Posted at 9:43 am | Filed Under A typical exchange
Jenny: …
Jenny: What?
Me: What?
Jenny: What did you do?
Me: I didn’t do anything.
Jenny: You’re smirking. You did something. What did you do?
Me: *snicker*
Jun - 7th
A typical exchange in the Cole household: Manners
Posted at 10:51 am | Filed Under A typical exchange
Jenny: Thank you for carrying that in.
Me: You’re not welcome.
Jenny: Shut up, I am too.