I am more than happy to help you with whatever problem you are having but if I do so then you need to realize that there are two rules you must follow if you want continued support.
- You are not allowed to make suggestions as to how the problem can be fixed. You don’t know what you are talking about, that is why I am here.
- Do not ask me every 60 seconds if it is working. My continued presence clearly indicates that the problem still exists. In fact, I will tell you when the issue has been solved!
Now, I think we can both agree that if you follow these two simple little rules our quality of life will improve significantly.