Pin down Clementine and ask her if she wants to GO OUTSIDE?!? DO YOU?? DOYOUWANNAGOOUTSIDE?

Clementine, go away.  You smell like you ate something dead.  And then ate its poop.

Let’s have a dance party! Wait, who let the cow in?

Cracked me up. My son is 18 years old. He’s an idiot. All 18 year olds are idiots. – Ron, The Biggest Loser