Another teacher, another kid, another bust. I find it interesting that in these nationally reported cases the teacher always seems to be female. I wonder if it is just that the female-teacher stories are the only ones the news agencies choose to report or if statistically the vast majority of these crimes really are committed …

“Carrier notified to pick up package” is definitely the most aggravating of all package-tracking updates.  I think there’s a mandatory three day waiting period before it can change.