Me (jokingly): … yeah, I was being a jerk to Jenny, but she deserved it. My grandma: Yeah, right.

My doctor called me today to tell me that I have high cholesterol.  Everyone who’s surprised please raise their hands.

Jenny and I were talking about the various things we wanted/wanted to do and decided to save all of our change for a while and put it towards whatever we were aiming for at the moment. Since we needed something to keep the coinage in Jenny make a trip out to the Lobby of Hobbiness …

http://www.whitecastle.com/ValentinesDay/ If only it were available in Michigan, then I could take Jenny out and treat her right.